i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
And it scares me because you are the only one that makes me forget about everything else.
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong
why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
When she says “make me,” take your chances and kiss the fuck out of her.
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.